pregnancy.

usually since I'm a very kind-hearted person, I don't laugh at other people's misfortune. however, during my short time here in earth, I've been compared to my cousin. oh what's-her-face, she's been through so much but she mananges to stay focused on her schooling. and by schooling I mean being a whore. looks like little miss perfect is pregnant. I have to say when I heard this little bit of information, I cried. I took a few minutes from my busy schedule of doing nothing to cry and rethink my position on God. I was so happy. I love life. I'm never having sex, ever. I'm going to stay a virgin forever just so I can hold it over my cousin's head. or maybe, I'll go on a diet and get super-thin. I'll lose two pounds for every 1 pound she gains while being pregnant. oh I feel powerful.